Bring Back Fun
"You were born this way and god [she] makes no mistakes" - @Gaga
Guys. What happened to us?
In 2020 we all collectively said “New Year, new ME!” and then — never believed in quite frankly ANYTHING ever again.
What I think happened… we stopped having fun.
And I mean true fun. Ever walked home on the railroad tracks? Do it. Ever looked at the rich neighbors trampoline and been like fuck it, I’ll climb that fence and bounce a little. Ever been tossed up between going out for food and staying in? FUCK IT! The world is about to end anyway, spend that money.. Let’s bring back in person bullying, if you’re using the internet you’re a pussy. What happened to that, honesty instead of hiding behind who you want to be percieved as, @bitchhennyqueef58 on Rednote. What happened to free will? Instead we have people sending emails instead of just talking about problems face to face.
I personally would like to be back in the meat dress times where madness made sense, specifically to the cool people. Everyone was pissed about the recession, becoming an ingredient household and calling duct tape art back then. Now, madness is just day to day. It’s not fun to be shocked anymore. It’s just like “oh okay some big important person did something real dicked up again. Oh and innocent people are doing terrible, what should we do?” Probably send them money through backwire websites (which is amazing if you can do that).
It seems every day there is something new to be freaked out about and the people in charge are focused keeping us distracted with tik tok. NOW, the government decided they don’t care about how mental health and social media impacts people but China watching and stealing milllions of data of the Costco Guys giving a “BOOM” to the chicken bake and commenters giving a “SMASH” to their fifteen year old daughter/sister.
I’m honestly so incredibly okay with this app going away, instead of filming fake fun we can maybe just have it. I know we were all liars on BeReal.
We shouldn’t have to worry about constantly being percieved and in everyone’s life. You don’t have to compare yourself the mormon mother who make food out of thin air for her crispix baby, she’s just better than you.
Suggested ways to have more fun this year:
Go to a Renaissance Fair, if costumes are suggested always wear, don’t pass up on a sweet treat if it’s needed, wear sunglasses inside, no nude tone makeup only clown vibes, if your grocery cart doesn’t look like a 12 year old’s turn around, always opt for one whimsical clothing item, stay inside if you want, morning’s end at three pm, mix up the milks you drink nut and cow maybe even cow-nut.
Ride the train alone for the thrill, stand up on public transport and play jello with no regard for anyone else. Try to catch an untamed bird or rodent and keep it as a pet. Listen to classical music while walking down the street to eminate super villain vibes. DIY underwear? Silly nicknames for strangers like Dungaree or Slug lips.
Instead of using the internet indulge in duo lingo or plants versus zombies or just go outside, make a collage of doll heads, collect rocks, lie.
Asks to hit someone’s vape and then cough on it. Ask strangers for things like a lighter and then once they show you just pant “THANK GOD” and then walk away. Busk on the street for free, improv busking where you just do improv at someone (for those who don’t know it’s playing make believe). Karaoke once a week to let yourself be free.
Exude and represent organized chaos because when it’s purposeful it can’t be meaningless. It’s purpose is fun.
BOOOOOM